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Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026)
Movie Review: 3/5
Entertainment Value: Yes
Story: Good
Writing / Plot: Decent
Storytelling: Average
Direction: Very Good
Design / Editing: Good
Acting: Good
Sound / Music: Average
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Rhys Frake-Waterfield's 'Pinocchio: Unstrung' offers a surprisingly effective and visually impressive entry into the Twisted Childhood Universe, delivering a gory slasher experience with notable practical effects.
Movie Review: 3/5
Entertainment Value: Yes
Story: Good
Writing / Plot: Decent
Storytelling: Average
Direction: Very Good
Design / Editing: Good
Acting: Good
Sound / Music: Average
Rhys Frake-Waterfield's 'Pinocchio: Unstrung' offers a surprisingly effective and visually impressive entry into the Twisted Childhood Universe, delivering a gory slasher experience with notable practical effects.
The latest addition to the Twisted Childhood Universe, 'Pinocchio: Unstrung', arrives as a marked improvement over its predecessors, presenting a dark and violent reimagining of the classic tale. The film's premise, which sees Pinocchio embark on a brutal quest to become a 'real boy' under the influence of a sinister Cricket, is consistently highlighted as surprisingly effective and emotionally grounded for the franchise. This narrative depth, while still serving a slasher format, provides a more engaging core than previous entries.
While the writing and screenplay are a step in the right direction, some critics note a 'feeble satire' and a plot that can feel 'paper thin' in places. The dialogue, too, is often described as merely functional, rarely rising above the ordinary. However, the film truly shines in its visual execution.
The practical effects and animatronic puppetry for Pinocchio are widely praised as 'killer' and 'stunning', showcasing a genuine love for the craft that elevates the film significantly. The direction effectively utilises these impressive visuals, creating a compelling and often unsettling atmosphere. The production design, particularly concerning the central puppet, is a standout, contributing heavily to the film's unique aesthetic and visceral impact.
The pacing is generally tight, ensuring the film moves briskly through its 82-minute runtime. Performances, especially from horror veterans Richard Brake as Geppetto and Robert Englund lending his voice to the Cricket, are noted for elevating the material, with Englund's contribution being particularly memorable. The character arcs for Pinocchio and James are also seen as more meaningful than expected.
While the background sound and music receive less detailed commentary, there are mentions of the score effectively building tension. Despite some acknowledged flaws in its satirical depth and overall horror effectiveness for some viewers, 'Pinocchio: Unstrung' delivers a gruesome and visually inventive experience that will likely satisfy fans of the genre and the expanding Twisted Childhood Universe.
Influenced by a sinister Cricket and created by Geppetto, Pinocchio launches a violent crusade to carve himself into a real boy like his brother James, one piece at a time.
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